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Favorite Moments In Quotes

posted 13 years ago by pretty_in_scarlet
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What are you favorite moments of the show so far?

Some of mine (pretty random but they made me laugh!) :

- "Help me turn the monkey around." -Colin
- "Powerful. Magnificent. Beyonce." -An audience member
- "Why did the canary fall on its ass?" -Greg
- "Keep yours non-Jack Nicholson." -Chip
- "The warmth is heat until the hotness is colder!" -Chip (as an Oscar Wilde character)
- "Fiddle Dee Dee" -Brad (and Brad's face when he says it!)
- "Coyote, I'mma gonna get you. Oh wait, he's gotta friend." -Jeff
- "What kinda speaker was I at the Fake Boobs Anonymous Convention?" -Heather
- "You stared in my good eye and said ... Something racist that I won't repeat on TV." -Jonathan
- "I can get a lot done in 5 hours. I'm gonna take another shower." -Jeff
- Dust Storm song!
- "What is the big show-stopper from Lion King?" -Ryan
- "You're not as I remember you, Raul." -Ryan
- "Tell me, are you a short man? A tall man?" -Ryan

[–] shadiasimmons 13 years ago

-"number between 1 and 5"-Chip
-"6"- audience member
-"what are you canadian"-Chip

-"Greg can you handle some Balzac"-Jeff

[–] DeepPoet117 13 years ago

I noticed the other night when Colin and Drew were playing the playbook game, when Colin was counting the flan, he counted 1 2 6 4 5. I don't know if many in the audience got it, but I thought it was funny.

[–] pretty_in_scarlet 13 years ago

I noticed the other night when Colin and Drew were playing the playbook game, when Colin was counting the flan, he counted 1 2 6 4 5. I don't know if many in the audience got it, but I thought it was funny.

I actually noticed that right away! It made me giggle :)
Loved that playing of The Playbook, by the way. Colin's was hilarious.

"Oh, well, I'm talking to Jesus!" -Colin

"DON'T MENTION SUSANNE!" -Colin

[–] pretty_in_scarlet 13 years ago

No one else care to share their favorite moments?

I might as well keep the thread going as I've got several new fave moments myself :

- Ryan : "Helen froze?!"
- Ryan : "Helen say to me : 'Purple monkeys in the tree!'" (love the way he says it!)
- Jeff : "I come from a very strict Greek family! Italian family! I'm adopted, I'm Chinese and Native American! I'm a white guy." (ding ding ding)
- Jonathan/Chip : (as two-headed expert) "Say whaaat?", "In 1827, the British invented the Eiffel Tower."
- Colin : "There's a leak in the bathroom and there's only one bedroom, oh my!" + the song that followed!
- Wayne [during Forward/Reverse] : "Let me talk to the women of the tribe ... (+his immitation of the women of the tribe)"
- Greg (to an audience member) : "What's your cousin do for a living?"
Audience member : "She's out of work."
Brad : "That's hysterical!"

[–] abandonthought10 13 years ago

Chip: Heeyyy
Jeff: No that's what gay horses eat.

Jeff: Why don't you just give me one thousand dollars and we'll call this even.
Ryan: Alright.
Jeff: That was easier than I thought

Colin: Why don't you make the nose even bigger?
Ryan: Are we really going to start?

Colin: You can't reason with him
Ryan: Not even with a milkshake cat?

Colin: He hates ukeleles. He once punched a hawaiian.

Jeff: I love redheaded, so you know that I'm hurting. From where I standing I can tell the carpet matches the curtains.

Chip: Lightbulbs!
Jeff: Hold on a second one of your children is a moth! Do they have any money?

Heather: Your fly is open.
Jeff: Yes because I'm wearing a robe! It's all one big fly cinammon.

By Zeus, what sort of jackassery is this?

[–] pretty_in_scarlet 13 years ago

Colin: Why don't you make the nose even bigger?
Ryan: Are we really going to start?

Colin: You can't reason with him
Ryan: Not even with a milkshake cat?

Colin: He hates ukeleles. He once punched a hawaiian.

I love those, too! Colin and Ryan together equal awesomeness, it's just that simple :)

Here's another one that I just remembered :

Ryan [to Drew after he'd spent a good portion of the scene speaking with an ambiguous accent] : "Jerry, are you a caveman or an Indian?"

[–] Krys78 13 years ago

Here is the video I uploaded, unfortunately the audio is a bit off but its kind of interesting to see the reaction before the text..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaDVBe5sQ38

TBBT, BMW, Friends, TDC, Jesse, TAAHM, T7S, WLIIA, Leno, AI :D

[–] pretty_in_scarlet 13 years ago

I'm dropping in just to say that "My milkshake brings all the pigs to the yard" (Greg) was a moment of pure improv genius! It had me laughing for about two days.

[–] ImagineerBoy 13 years ago

Jonathan: I've been reading a romance novel in between shifts and there's a passage that reminds me of you specifically. Here it is, page 64 where its says *opens slip of paper* "So this jew walks into a bar..."

Greg: I'm glad youd didn't think that one was racist!

lol I practially died.

[–] NYstar314 13 years ago

audience member: flippity flap flippity flap flippity flap flippity flap.
Jeff: NO WRONG!!!

:)

~Annei
"Now, bring me that horizon..." ~ Capt. Jack Sparrow

[–] ShrunkenHeadonKnightBus 13 years ago

[during a game of "Freeze Tag"]
Audience Member: Freeze!
Chip: Did you just say "Freeze?"
Jeff: Now you have to come up and play!

He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.

[–] kay2006 13 years ago

i love that moment i would have said freeze if i was watching the show live. i am dieing to find out if they are going to do anymore shows even if it isnt for gsn

my favorite one is 'wipe the window, hang the freshner, lets go'

[–] madison2262 13 years ago

during sentences drew carey: let me tell you something Jack what's your name?
Jeff: Jack