Paris is Burning


Most likely from something that Cy-CHO gave her...or she picked up from her animals, her assitant, one of her skanky-ass friends.

Where to start...wrote a scathing review..but probably did not make it. However..that WILL NOT KEEP ME FROM WATCHING THIS HOT MESS.

She goes on every show promoting the crap out of this how it is not scripted, it's actually real, it's all me...but when she is called on some of her antics.."well..I do play for the camera..I'm trying to make little jokes," blah blah blah.

There is nothing redeeming about this woman, I am truly concerned for her pocket animals which I dare doubt she remotely even knows how to care for..but collects them like her crotchless panties. Why the community service people let this whore get away with showing up in come f&ck me heels, complete with her ding bat suck up assistant and proceed to take pics with hordes who follows her tweets is BEYOND ME. For once will someone have some balls to put this tattered-hair POS in her place!!!

And her friends...oh my god...it's pretty bad when I can SMELL the coke residue and Jack fumes off the "promoter" who looks like she has not showered or changed her clothes since Brent Bolthouse was big in H-wood...and omg..Brooke Mueller...man..hanging on by a thread. You know she is sneaking off every chance she can get to pound cough syrup or snort Paris' panties for any coke remnants.

The absolute dirth of H-wood. BUT LIKE THE BEST SHOW EVAH!!!!!




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LOL, Jonie, good post! I just caught the last 20 min or so of this show...did anyone say which ex boyfriend Paris had been texting? Was it Doug Whathisname from The Hills?

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NO!!! The only cue was (speaking in Paris' dead monotone voice)..he's like married with 2 kids and lives in New York..I can't help if he is obsessed with me."

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And still, people can't stop talking about her.


"I hope your apple pie is freakin worth it!" -D
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More likely she's the one spreading any itchy conditions. Supposedly when she forgot to pay for a storage locker the items were put up for sale and herps medication was found. Remember kids, don't be like Paris. Herpies is forever.

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