Asteroid Storm?

OK, so "meteor storms" have been done to death, so why not "asteroid storms"?

Actually, a few months ago I was watching an episode of one of those "exploring our solar system" shows and it mentioned that it's very very unlikely to run into an asteroid, given their density, that is, they are literally hundreds of kilometers apart from each other. So an "asteroid" storm seems pretty unlikely.

I think a hemorrhoid storm is far more likely.

"Captain, there's a hemorrhoid storm up ahead!"

"OK, everyone, stick your fingers up your rectums!"