This movie is terrible.
I was forced to watch this by someone I consider a friend.
I have also seen Poolboy (written by and co-starring Ross Patterson, who was equally as terrible as in this movie).
The guy doesn't know subtlety. He doesn't know funny. Frankly, he doesn't know anything.
I felt like dying a little more after watching this movie. And I will all but promise you that Barry Bostwick and Bruce McGill did, too.
And yes, I felt this strongly to log in and post after years of not doing so. *beep* this movie.