Hilarious Review!

Here's the opening paragraph.

"Well..that was a movie. That one sentence will sum up my feelings on “Meeting Evil” better than this entire review. You can now go and watch an entirely different movie, go to the gym, donate to charity, give blood, mow the lawn, read a book, throw a baseball around with your kids, throw a baseball around with someone else’s kids, listen to an amazing podcast on everyonequestion.com, eat a sandwich, play with legos, dig a hole, punch a jerk, get punched by a jerk, learn to juggle, eat another sandwich, tap dance, go back to work, read the “Hobo with a Shotgun” review again, do some push-ups, discover the band “Little People,” write a review of this review, go outside, take some vitamins, write a sonnet to a loved one, give a bum a dollar, give a bum two dollars, start that thing you’ve been talking about, do some yoga, go urban exploring, play with a ouija board, research why the word “oujia” is pronounced “weegee,” stare at a wall, scrapbook, or take a walk. I give you permission to do any or all of those things instead of reading the this review. …still here? …Okay, here we go."

Here's the rest...
http://everyonequestion.com/meeting-evil-review