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The My Strange Addiction Lifestyle Diet


With this month long lifestyle diet you can only eat/drink things that have been featured on this show. Also the idea is to partake in as many as possible of the activities or behaviors displayed in the various episodes. I haven't seen all the episodes yet so I'll update this post as I've seen more, but for now this is the diet :

You may only eat/drink cat hair, vapor rub, tape, deodorant sticks, car tires & car tire shavings, paint, ashes of deceased loved ones, nail polish, baby powder, earwax, cleaning solutions, urine, mattress foam, sand, dirt, and blood. You are allowed to have cat food for a dessert but it cannot be the main part of a meal. You can also pick at and eat scabs if you have any.

As far as activities, you have to do at least 8 hours of pony play per day for exercise and enjoy countless hours of excessive tanning. You need to care of a stuffed animal, as well as at least 15 inflatable animals of your choice the whole time throughout this diet. Every night you must spend 6 hours looking for road kill and then giving the animals you find a burial.

No showering allowed without someone supervising, when alone you can only use baby wipes to take care of your hygiene. You have to do at least 4 coffee enemas a day and you must get black market butt injections at least twice per month during the diet. Every day you have to have sex with your car at least once and in the evenings you must have sex with at least 1 real-doll.

Don't forget about the bees! You must sting yourself with bees constantly throughout the day, all day every day (don't worry I hear the sex is GREAT afterwards). Do you have any money in savings? You need to spend that all on plastic surgery on yourself, the more pointless the surgery the better.

By all means if anyone wants to contribute be sure to post some more exotic delicacies or fun daily activities you've seen on the show and I'll add them to the diet. Anyone who follows this diet is sure to become a better person, the life of the party and the envy of all their friends!

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Ha ha! Thats awesome. Dont forget the woman that ate cigarette ashes, and the one who ate pottery.

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You may also eat the glass cups and dishes you are eating/drinking out of. In fact, it's encouraged to do so because then you don't have to run the water for dishes.

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Don't forget to dress like a living doll, with adult diapers underneath. Sassy!

 "The real world is for people who can't imagine anything better."

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