Montages
Okay, I didn't hate this movie.
I came in with the expectation that Karen was in it and also she would be sort of nude for several moments. So I floated along with the film not engaged but not pained either.
Except for the love of god, FIVE montages? Can you think of no other way to advance the story than this? I think five, and lengthy ones at that, is a record.
No idea how to rate this flick. Might have gone another star if they had not dressed her dowdily. 4/10.
"I like spaghetti. I like board games. I like grabbing a trifecta with that longshot on top. That ozone smell you get from air purifiers. And I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable. Mahler's first, Bernstein conducting. You've got to think about all the things you like and decide whether they're worth sticking around for."