100 Things I Learned from Step Up Revolution

1. If your Youtube video is promoted by Ellen Degeneres, Carson Daly, Jimmy Fallon, and virtually every daytime and nighttime entertainment and talk show, you will SLOWLY climb over 9 million views. Maybe.

2. The first time you meet a guy and dance for him, you should throw down your grab-the-vagina move even if all of your later actions will show that you are the classic "good girl" heroine.

3. If you and your friends desperately need to raise $100K, you should spend that much and more in elaborate costumes, props, and special effects.

4. If you need to get past heavy security at an Art Museum, all you have to do is dress up in camouflage bodysuits painted in the same patterns as the art hanging on the wall and the security guards won't even see you walk in.

5. If the co-founder of your dance group introduces an unknown girl to the dance mob and you feel very wary of her, you should definitely give her the lead in the next mob without seeing her dance first.

6. If you need to choreograph an elaborate flash mob dance that depends on precise timing and repetitive rehearsal, you should have a DJ mix the music live on the spot instead of using a pre-recorded version you are familiar with.

7. If you come across the recorded dance rehearsal of your buddy and his girl, you should definitely take a couple of hours to sit down and watch it carefully in case she says something incriminating you can use against her.

8. It's bullsh**t if Youtube disqualifies your video from its contest because it features criminal activity.

9. A really good flash mob routine will make a cutthroat real estate mogul throw away millions of dollars in planned development.

10. If you are the videographer for a flash mob group, you need to hide your camera in things like food pushcarts because if you have a video camera in a tourist area of Miami, you could be arrested.