best line ever..


If you know more then you are telling us, tell us! so we know more then we now know.

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We could name our child FIRE! and creat mass panic whenever we call his name

We're gonna have more fun and be less weird then the first two years combined!

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"You think you're GOD!"
"No! HE thinks he's ME!"

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"I'm in the middle of a woman!"
"Does it shoot lemonade?"
"MEOW."

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you do know than and then are different words, right?

_______________I GOT NOTHING_______________

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If you have that baby, I'm going to shove it back into your womb.

I don't want to live the rest of my life looking at a face in the mirror that I don't recognize. I'm not Mickey Rourke. (i don't think i got that one word-for-word, but you get it)

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Did your mother ever hold you?
Yes, under the bath water.

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[In the police station] "You can't trust anyone here for more than a few minutes"

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