Things I learned playing L.A. Noire:

Every car in 1947 Los Angeles is not only unlocked, but already have their keys in the ignition.

A lot of women want 5 Star God Damned Weddings.

Apparently, every price in 1947 is outrageous.

Driving off without your partner is far more insulting to him than running him over consecutively with your car for three hours straight.

Cole Phelps can beat people, run them over, amass piles of dead bodies, and bystanders will still say “He seems like an honest cop”.

Most people are disappointed they survived the war.

People don’t really seem to mind much if you knock them down face first on the street. Must have been an easier going time.

But on the downside, I still haven’t learned where baby oil comes from.


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