I don't know why but I read your pseudonym as "Shoutatsky", like a Polish last name ending with 'ski'. Imagine if you were a cop and I was your Captain. You'd be this short and ugly little douche who's always trolling people, but I keep you around because someone has to do the dirty work. This is how most of our conversations would go:
Me: Shoutatsky! Get your ass in my office, on the double! And shut the door behind you!
[You shut the door behind you. I slam a folder on the desk with printouts of threads where you've been trolling.]
Me: What the Hell is this, Shoutatsky? Have you seen all these complaints against you? There's a ledger here the size of my grandma's ass and it's filled with your rants against religions and ethnic minorities! The press is gonna have a field day with this! And the mayor's up my ass with ...
You:
I want to start a discussion on the issue of Christian propaganda in movies.
Me: God damn it, Shoutatsky, not this again. Last week you were trolling on the Muslims, before that it was the government, then it was the socialists or penis surgeons or something. And last month, that fiasco with the 13 year old Ghanan kid from the ghetto who had logged on for the first time in his life. The guy had been saving up all his life just so he could buy a computer and share his comments on the internet. But you trolled him so recklessly he had to be taken to emergency and will probably never use the net again. Where does this stop, Shoutatsky? You have to ease up on the trolling or you'll get that hemorrhoid punctured again!
You:
And why call me a troll? Trolls are people who make a comment just to get a reaction. I made the comment because I want people to know this movie is made purely for the purpose of pushing the Christian agenda and ...
[I slam my fists on the desk.]
Me: Shut your mouth, Shutatsky! For God's sake, they're just movies! Who gives a *beep* what message you think they're trying to propagate? People watch movies for entertainment, not start World War 3! Now get the lead out of your ass and hit the showers! If you're gonna be fooling around with McDouchsky in there, make sure you put a God damn sock on the door knob! Nobody wants to see that *beep* believe me!
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