What I Learned Watching 'Battle of Los Angeles'
1. The California Air National Guard is still equipped with single-action service revolvers from the 1860s.
2. California Air National Guard bases resemble abandoned Boy Scout camps.
3. There are more women fighter pilots than men fighter pilots in the US military.
4. The California Air National Guard is a lousy substitute for having a alcoholic crop duster and the president flying your fighters.
5. Aliens suck at bombing airfields. They miss the planes, communication and control points, and fuel storage. But they bomb the hell out of the barracks.
6. Guys traveling through time from 1942 will be flying a Navy/Marine plane but wearing a USAAF jacket and modern goggles.
7. California Air National Guard "soldiers" will obediently follow strange women in blue jump suits armed with samurai swords.
8. The "Battle of Los Angeles" actually takes place out in the California desert.
9. Shirts and female fighter pilots can be considered weapons.