A friend forwarded me a link to this movie's trailer on YouTube.
Is this a real thing? Did someone lose a bet and have to make this? Is this like a giant inside joke that I'm not a part of?
It was his sled from when he was a kid. There I just saved you two long boobless hours.
It is a Uwe Boll moving that is trying to raise itself up out of the sludge to become a parody of itself and several of his other movies. It utterly abysmally fails. It's insulting, stupid and wastes the rare shreds of decent acting that somehow manage to peek out from behind a curtain of crass vulgarity. It is by far the worst movie I have ever seen and I love bad movies. It makes Uwe Boll's usual fare seem like Oscar material.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. -George Carlin
The entire movie is Uwe Boll self-spoofing his latest monstrosity, Bloodrayne 3: The Third Reich, with most of the same cast, crew, and filming locations which he decided to use as leftover from his $10 million budget on the later film. It's Boll's own self parody of his own films, with other referenses thrown in for no good affect. It's silly, offensive, vulgar, violent, only mildly amusing with some scenes that just don't make any sense (I assume they aren't supposed to make sense). I'm pretty sure Boll is proud of it, espcially since he appears as Hitler in a cameo.
Personally, I'd prefer watching Bloodrayne 3 over this.
This has to be a Tax Dodge. Only explanation.
shareShadowphile, you are absolutely correct with your assessment of this 83 minute waste of resources.
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