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One of the worst films ever made.

posted 12 years ago by fridaynightposse
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Well that's 77 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Ok, I'll try and start positive - at least it's fairly short compared to real films.

That's all the positive stuff out of the way, now the critical/negative stuff.

In a nutshell it is one of the worst films ever made. The acting is laughable, the story (if there is one) is incoherent, the special effects terrible, camerawork is unbelievably poor... Etc etc etc

I could go on all day and yes I did download and watch it illegally wish is a good job for you because if I'd have paid to see or own this pile of *beep* I'd be hunting you down for a refund.

If any of the people who are responsible for this movie have kids, can I suggest you maybe offer to produce their next school play and maybe brush up on a few basic skills for film and story telling, and the bonus to yourselves would be you'd be working with better actors.

For the life of me I can't believe that no one at some point during the making of this film stood up and raised an arm and said "erm guys, this is really really sh*t, we need to stop now".

The only reason I can assume that didn't happen is that there was so much coke flying round the set you were all firmly convinced you were making the next "big thing" and we're too busy writing out you acceptance speeches.

I hope you find my review to your liking and to the director can I suggest going to the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror and repeat the phrase "would you like fries with that" as I suspect your next career move might involve you saying it several times a day.

[–] geomatt 12 years ago

Hah, agreed.

[–] johnwills3 12 years ago

GARBAGE. The girl with the best boobs doesnt even get naked .

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[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

Hey Geo.

I love some trash movies but this just had nothing going for it and as someone said the lead bird didn't do the obligitory shower/changing/sex scene :)

I did laugh at the way the other guy had a go at you, i hope he/she is still around as this trash is 100% undefendable.

[–] Strawberry_Typhoon 12 years ago

That's an awfully long diatribe for to lack any and all substantive critique. You speak briefly in one sentence as to the actual quality of filmmaking, and ONLY in generic terms. The rest of that long winded crap is nothing but ad hominem. It's sort of ironic, that you would trash somebody else's creation, with such a poorly worded, empty headed waste of a post. And before you the go-to argument of the IMDB troglodyte, no, I am not involved with the production. I am just a guy with his head exterior from his ass.

"Nothing says "OBEY ME" like a severed head on a fence post."

[–] geomatt 12 years ago

"I am just a guy with his head exterior from his ass. "

Coulda fooled me.

[–] plotdigger-1 12 years ago

geomatt...you are a troll...just leave. One bit of info though, as a filmmaker, I take a reviewer like Shawn from the Liberal Dead seriously and respect his critique good or bad...with someone like yourself, I don't give a *beep* what you think...you are a troll hating for the purpose of hating. This is the first and last time you will ever hear from me. Ryan.

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

Ryan, can i say with my hand on my heart i think it would be best not just for us posters here on the IMDB but the film-viewing public in general if we indeed never hear from you again.

[–] geomatt 12 years ago

@plotdigger-1

Promise?

[–] Strawberry_Typhoon 12 years ago

"Coulda fooled me. "

You're supposedly this big troll, and that's the pathetic response you come back with? I'll take that as a compliment.

"Nothing says "OBEY ME" like a severed head on a fence post."

[–] netgrazer 12 years ago

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

Shawn, i couldn't give 2 *beep* what you think of my post - i think there is plenty of content for you to mull over.

Anyways, lets look at FACTS shall we?

84 votes and a *laughable* 3.6 :)

4 Posts on the Message board - all saying it's crap :)

"Straight to DVD" release

QED ???

It's CRAP!!

Instead of trying to impress everone with your command of grammar (Oh and it's "Film-making" or "Film making" not "Filmmaking" you dullard) why not just say "Sorry" and appologise for this bag of utter crap.

[–] iCode_v2 11 years ago

"I like listening to myself talk. I like listening to myself talk. I like listening to myself talk. I like listening to myself talk. And I'm a massive hypocrite"

That's what you just did and you should feel bad.

[–] tobias_kl 12 years ago

Im glad you used "one of" in your subject. ;)

[–] deftoms311 12 years ago

Get outa ya parents basements ya sad bastards.
'oooh thats 77 mins of my sad pathetic life ill never get back so ill go spend hours crying about it online'
At least thats 77 mins your locked away somewhere from the rest of the world.

[–] plotdigger-1 12 years ago

couldn't agree more lol

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

Plotdigger - you can't even keep your own promises, kinda invalidates everything you say you dullard.

[–] plotdigger-1 12 years ago

I don't make promises I can't keep or do I?! I don't do the advertising for the movie so if a distributor says something on the box or whatever, I don't have a say. Although I will put the word dullard in an upcoming movie somewhere because you've inspired me :)

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

@Plotdigger

And i quote -"This is the first and last time you will ever hear from me."

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

I think that using the word "Dullard" which i refered to you as a fantastic idea and happy to have inspired you.

It is often a good idea to look to your betters for guidence and inspiration.

Please feel free to ask me to help improve your "film making" anytime. ;)

[–] geomatt 12 years ago

@plotdigger
At least you have the right nic, because this sorry excuse of a "film" is dead and buried.
I have spoken. You may now leave, like you promised, then broke that promise as we knew you would.

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

Hahahaha another spunky monkey wades in with his gibberish.

It's a forum numb-nuts, this is where we are supposed to come and "cry online"

Oh and the film is still *beep* :)

[–] deftoms311 12 years ago

Gibberish? spunky monkey? haha
Yeah sure its a forum, for sad pathetic losers like yourself to spend your nights venting over the fact that your a virgin.
is friday night posse you and your two mates discussing star trek?

[–] fridaynightposse 12 years ago

So much anger Deftoms - i think you need to sit down with a professional and workshop a few issues :)

As for the Star Trek thing, i LOVE Star Trek - who's your favorite Captain??

*I'm not sure sarcasm will work on Mr Def but we'll give it a go :)

[–] plotdigger-1 12 years ago

My favorite Captain would be Kirk no doubt. I love the episode where Kirk fights the Gorn! Oh and the tribbles ep. Love it!

[–] fridaynightposse 11 years ago

Plotdigger - don't barge into someone elses conversation. No one cares what you think, that was meant for Mr Def...

Methinks someone didn't get enough attention as a child...

[–] koudgerecht 11 years ago

You are aware of the fact that right now you're the one whining on and on on a forum? Does that make you a pathetic loser, a virgin, or a Star Trek-lover (who, by the way, are in fact mostly virgins who live in their parents' basement) besides a dumb hypocrite?

[–] plotdigger 11 years ago

I am trying to make the bottom 100!! Please vote more 1's!! It will be a milestone for me and to think, you helped me get there!! How can I ever repay you?!

"How about 68 and I owe you 1?" Street Trash

[–] fridaynightposse 11 years ago

How about never make another film :)

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[–] antoniostars 8 years ago

I never understand posts like this. Do you bother to read about the films you watch before you watch them or is it just a case of roll the dice and see what happens ? I saw this on Yify and just by looking at the cover and the stills I could see this was crap. Did none of that occur to you beforehand ? Perhaps learn to sort the good from the bad before wasting your own time and then further wasting it by bickering with people on a message board. Anyhow, that is all I have to say about that, feel free to respond if you can be bothered.