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sorry dude but I just can't. I just can't


...go see this.

because i just know it's gonna be crap. there's too many things wrong from the jump, which is a really bad sign to me and tells me that it will be a mistake for me to see this 'sequel'

i've watched the original probably 3,000 times and i don't want anything messing up that great vision, memory

not to mention all the pedantic, pandering, patronizing errors in the story, like a 60 year old man still flying for the navy under regular duty status. maverick shoulda retired around, what, 2009-10? geesh.

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3,000 times ?

I never liked the original, never mind a sequel.
Top Gun is undoubtedly 'iconic' because of a number of famous scenes, and of course that soundtrack, but I always thought it was such a cringeworthy film, a product of its time I guess.

x***

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I remember the laser disk version being used to sell surround sound setups. It was probably cool, but I just couldn't bring myself to sit in the sofa they had to try it. I just kept thinking to myself ' ya but it's still just Top Gun'.

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I love the original too and have also seen it thousands of times.

I know this won’t be as good but I’ll watch it anyway and I will most likely enjoy it. But I doubt that I’ll watch it more than once. Ok, maybe twice.

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sorry dude but I can't. I just can't go see this.

because i just know it's gonna be crap. there's too many things wrong from the jump, which is a really bad sign to me and tells me that it will be a mistake for me to see this 'sequel'

i've watched the original probably 3,000 times and i don't want anything messing up that great vision, memory

not to mention all the pedantic, pandering, patronizing errors in the story, like a 60 year old man still flying for the navy under regular duty status. maverick shoulda retired around, what, 2009-10? geesh.


I had forgot I posted this. Boy was I wrong ^^.

I STAND CORRECTED. I think it was one of the best made movies I have ever seen. I was TOTALLY caught off guard.

I seriously wasn't planning to see this. (see my OP above; that was sincerely how I felt)

But I went to see it at my local theater recently, and it literally blew me away. I was shocked at how good it was. I mean, I really was shocked. I expected a cheesy cliche hollow superficial mess, but instead it was a FINE follow up to the original film, 35 years later, no less.

I only went to see it because it's been out two months so I figure it would leave the theater soon, and because I kept hearing from regular people on the street how good it was. 'That can't be,' I thought. 'There is no way.'

So anywho, I went to see it and I cannot express how much I loved it. Went to see it again the next week.


Hats off to anyone who worked on this film. You guys really nailed it this time. Well done, mate!

--LTUM

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Just goes to show how much we prejudge and bash things before we know what we're talking about. We knock it before we try it. Countless examples of the masses being wrong just because they hop on the internet train. Heath Ledger for DK comes to mind...

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guilty as charged. i was basing mine solely on the trailers, and i don' think my assessment was wrong; the trailers just weren't a good match. they misrepresented it in a big way. they MADE it look cheesy.


i was pleasantly surprised.

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Much respect for not deleting your original post about being wrong about your prediction unlike the many miserable cowards on this site.

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many thanks!

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I'm glad you saw it, and realized it's actually good.
Sometimes they do work on writing something decent.

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they sure nailed it with this one. yes, it shows what hollywood can do WHEN THEY WANT TO. moreover, it was reminder of how good movies used to be on a consistent basis, 20-30 years ago. back then, i could pick a poster at random from the wall and buy a ticket and most of the time it was a really engaging story. (this is something i actually did quite regularly in the 80s and 90s)

not these days. most all movies suck now. i even TRY to forage out good ones and still walk away disappointed most of the time.

then, most everything was watchable and you were occasionally let down.
now, almost ALL are boring and you run across one rarely which satisfies.


my .02

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I think its because of the demarcation of movie making with cheap tech: SO MANY places making half baked movies now to fill content, instead of working on quality.
Back then the minimum level of quality had to be high to attract people or be good - if it was bad, reviews and word spread and it tanked. now theres 30,000 movies a year on stream and everywhere, hard to sort through all the crap.

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great point. totally agree.

quantity trumps quality these days. they are banking on marketing and subscription fees and 'eyeballs' now as opposed to a really good story. i have studied this in great depth and many cite the big change as being when barry diller took over one of the studios. paramount i think? not sure. but they say he brought tv ratings/statistics models into the film biz, and it was changed forever. but of course things morphed even more drastically with streaming in the mid 2000s. netflix, et al.

i miss the old days of quality stories. you nailed it with the writing comment above. yes, i thought the same thing as i left the theater following this movie; that they must have worked REALLY hard on the writing of this film. i mean, it was just tight as anything i've seen. great flow, pace. great cause/effect ratios, and complete plausibility.

i expect tom cruise played a large hand in that. he usually does, i am told.

as a side note, here is an article you may find interesting. it's a few years old but illuminated a lot for me when i read it:

https://writerunboxed.com/2017/05/19/an-arms-race-of-monetized-distraction/

cheers

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I'll check that article out.
I have been trying to determine how to find the minimum high mark for GOOD movies (I know it can be subjective) but I feel box office can be telling. if it makes a billion dollars, people like it, its probably good.

but how to tell about the rest below that mark? Famous people in them? (Star Wars didn't have that) Big studio push? Released at big times, not Jan Feb... I'm done giving little crappy time filler movies a chance.
I admit I love Nolan films because he tries to make a grand cinema experience.

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great topic. i admire this path you are on here, working to discern this benchmark.

i can chime in here, if you don't mind.

first off, the release month is a NIL factor. can't go by that at all. SO MANY TIMES movies that come out in august (dump month: back to school) and january (dump month) are really good to me. at least, ones *i* enjoy. taken with neeson is an example. and inglorious basterds is another. man, there are TONS of other titles i can cite from the so called dump months which i found to be really enjoyable. so, let's toss that
criterion aside....

box office:

for me, maybe not you, but for me, box office means nothing. many of these marvel movies and other huge commercial PG13 ones hit 1 Billion or higher and the story YAWNS me right to sleep. i just don't buy into the teen boy fantasy genre for whatever reason. then there are BOMBS that i absolutely love. so, let's toss box office too, as a criterion

star quality? again, it's hit or miss. so something that is true sometimes, is not regular enough to count it as a guarantee (at least IMO). many times over the years i have found movies i loved which were cast with nobodies...and often find stinkers with a stellar cast. so let's toss this too...

i love nolan too. i really do.

i have an answer as to what constitutes a benchmark for a good film. but, sadly i don't think it ever works as PRE indicator. no way to know ahead of time.

here is my one rule for any film:

it must hold my attention


that's it! there is nothing else. if i find anything boring in it, i start looking around. if it doesn't somehow reach back in and reacquire my attention, the film is toast. i'm done.

A--i don't think this can work ahead of time

B--it varies from person to person, and even WITHIN one person (there are lots of movies i thought were silly and boring until i saw them again later and something clicked and i loved them. i can give example after example of this...)


i think you are onto something with the Nolan comment. which is, following the director by name probably offers a strong likelihood the film will be a winner. but, it doesn't guarantee it. for example, i like soderberg and michael mann, but they both regularly make movies that bore me. then next time, a good one. we never know, IMO lol

anywho, just a few thoughts i thought i'd offer. nothing grand.


cheers!



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i totally get and agree with everything you said here.

I think I'm looking at box office because I am working in writing, producing, directing, and need to reach the largest audience for the most success: IE Great movies.

Somehow, Nolan is very successful making interesting films that get funded and usually do really well, end up at the top of lists etc. That's not an accident. He's good at making films that HOLD ATTENTION, start to finish (usually).

But, I'm worried with the glut of excessive (crap) film making out there, how will the good ones float to the top? The interesting ones, the ones that hold your attention? How can you find those amid the 6,000 new monthly films on Amazon, or NetFlix etc?

Even METACRITICS aggregate numbers don't work for me. A ton of random indie, unknown films rank high that I would never watch. hahahha oh well

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i am right there with you. funny, but i suspected you were in the biz. i tried to dig my way in for a while but gave up about ten years ago. lots of reasons i won't go into here.

you are right about the problem of over-saturation. they call it 'discoverability'. that is one reason i quit; all the changes in indie markets following the 'sky is falling' speech, after the advent of streaming.

and he wasn't wrong, actually. it's been 15 years since that speech and everything pretty much bore out.

i still write. that's it. sold all my gear except my DSLR. just couldn't see giving years of my life to something that will pay off (maybe) in tiny monthly residuals 5-7 years down the line. the ROI just doesn't work anymore. and i don't do tv or series; only features.

not to mention the changes in the public's 'tastes' in the past 10-12 years. most adults i know are more fascinated with scrolling their facebook feed than watching a film.

we lost the connection to the viewers' minds, which is tragic. people no longer have an APPETITE for good stories, like they did even 15, 20 years ago. i recall how water cooler talk about movies was very much a regular thing back then.


nice chatting with you.


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Your expectations before seeing the movie and your reaction to it afterwards, mirror mine exactly.

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cool. so you get me. thanks

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I shared your original sentiment, then I saw it, and I was right. I wanted to walk out after about 40 minutes, my kid wanted to stay. It was tedious the whole way.

I don't get the hype. I watched the original only a few times. It was good, it wasn't great.

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interesting. i looked over your posting history for clues as to why this may be but i found none. but if we were friends IRL i'd love to explore this with you, as to why you don't connect with it.

one thing is, yes perhaps the original wasn't great but it really struck a chord then. did you see it at the theater in 86? curious of your age.

sometimes things just escape us, and we don't 'get it'

like with me, i think hip hop music is the absolutely dumbest trend humans ever invented, and ignorant as hell, but apparently i am completely alone in my assessment of it. i can go on and on and on on this topic, but i usually never bother to even bring it up since there's no point, really. people like it, which baffles me, so eh, whatever. carry on.

maybe top gun just isn't your pallete, for whatever reason.

i loved everything about the orig. and this one was a fine follow up, imo

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I saw the original in theater in 1986. It was good. It wasn't great. The scene where they serenade the chick with "Lovin' Feeling" was cute, and at the end when they played the Righteous Brothers version when they highlighted the actors was great. The soundtrack was average. The instrumental theme was cool.

I think what really soured me was that, when I saw Maverick in theater, there was an introductory clip of Tom Cruise welcoming the audience, and he looked OLD like Robert Redford. And then when the film actually began, he looked really young... and I've seen Val Kilmer in the last few years, and I know he's had really serious health problems, and I always liked Kilmer more than Cruise... maybe I thought it was just too unfair for Cruise to be strutting around with the cutesy grin on his face while Kilmer is knocking on death's door... I didn't want to see that scene where they meet, and it did hurt a little bit... The opening scene where he gets the ship to Mach10 was cool, but all downhill after that.

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okay not trying to argue with you here, but imo you really missed out by walking out. i do that often, lol, i am kinda notorious for walking out. i don't like to waste my time with something boring. but in this case i really don't get your angle. i just didn't find it boring at all. this film just charged on in intensity right to the end, so maybe it opened too slow for you? (were you LOOKING for things to criticise?)

well, i liked it.

also, if i may, you seem to interject a good bit of subjectivism into your perception, like what you said about cruise compared to kilmer, or whatever. i really don't get what you are talking about there or why that would even come up in anyone's thinking. (not a criticism; i just dont get it). so maybe you stay so deep into your own perceptions that you aren't allowed to fully reach out of yourself and connect with what the filmis saying? dunno.

i respect anyone's opinion, but for me i have to call a spade a spade, and for my money this was an exceedingly excellent film.

but like dalton said, opinions vary.

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Did you see the first one in 1986?

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i did.

i saw it first in may 1986 on a first date with the woman who later became my wife.

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You're a stud for coming back to correct yourself.

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thank you, sparky

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MAYBE

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Go on! Have fun.

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Well, I can't trust the opinion of anyone who watched the original 3,000 times. Both of the movies were OK. A lot of jingoistic nonsense, but whatever.

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just 'okay'???

does this sound familiar? "They had over thirty years to come up with these scenes, and then did a pretty good job connecting them. It's exceptionally well-made for any era."

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You seem easily amused, not good at reading people, and terrible at math, but that's fine as long as you're not making decisions for anyone else.

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ah. so you were jesting, then?

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You are right. The so-called action scenes are not enough to redeem this piece of crap. I forgot what the movie was even about the next day, and I feel grateful for that.

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thanks, but i self-proclaimed that i was in fact wrong. (did you see my follow-up post above?)

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LTUM, I don’t know you but I saw it in the theater and it was a great action movie, the shots of those jet fighters up close to the screen were dizzying!

Maverick is unapologetically WOOHAAAAAA AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!!!!

It’s quite a fun movie, you should watch it.

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hey shogun!!!

actually, I did go see it. twice! I made a follow-up post above that i think you didn't see. I will paste it here:



sorry dude but I can't. I just can't go see this.

because i just know it's gonna be crap. there's too many things wrong from the jump, which is a really bad sign to me and tells me that it will be a mistake for me to see this 'sequel'

i've watched the original probably 3,000 times and i don't want anything messing up that great vision, memory

not to mention all the pedantic, pandering, patronizing errors in the story, like a 60 year old man still flying for the navy under regular duty status. maverick shoulda retired around, what, 2009-10? geesh.


I had forgot I posted this. Boy was I wrong ^^.

I STAND CORRECTED. I think it was one of the best made movies I have ever seen. I was TOTALLY caught off guard.

I seriously wasn't planning to see this. (see my OP above; that was sincerely how I felt)

But I went to see it at my local theater recently, and it literally blew me away. I was shocked at how good it was. I mean, I really was shocked. I expected a cheesy cliche hollow superficial mess, but instead it was a FINE follow up to the original film, 35 years later, no less.

I only went to see it because it's been out two months so I figure it would leave the theater soon, and because I kept hearing from regular people on the street how good it was. 'That can't be,' I thought. 'There is no way.'

So anywho, I went to see it and I cannot express how much I loved it. Went to see it again the next week.


Hats off to anyone who worked on this film. You guys really nailed it this time. Well done, mate!

--LTUM

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Ah! Yes, I missed your follow up post, apologies. We really enjoyed it too and it’s streaming now so we will watch it again soon.

It’s very pro-American and a great salute to our people in uniform at a time when kicking America in the nether regions has become a global pastime .
🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

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