One thing I will say about the Children of the Corn movies...

...at least the last few, as bad as the movies are, they sure give us plenty of nice eye candy to enjoy while we're enduring a bad movie:

Kelen Coleman
Barbara Nedeljakova
Natalie Ramsey
Kandyse McClure
Claudette Mink
Naomi Watts
Eva Mendes
Angela Jones

Yummy, the lot of them. I'll watch any movie that gives any of them 80 minutes of screentime and enjoy it.