Tried way too hard

And in the worst way possible. Distasteful and utterly unfunny. And no I was not offended, I wanted so bad to laugh at this film but it just wasn't there. They tried so hard to be funny. It actually started out decent with the first story. I thought the sperm monster looked really cool, they actually bothered to build a physical creature and not just CG it and I actually thought "This is awesome" when we first see the creature look out the toilet bowl. If they had kept up in this style they may have had something.

The Anne Frankenstein segment was just so...Dull and unfunny. After that it started spiraling downward and fast. It became a blur of feces, penises being ripped or shot off and vulgarity for the sake of it. Vulgarity can be very powerful when used properly and sparingly. It just became so distasteful.

I see what they were trying to do and I wanted very badly to like it, it just felt like they gave up towards the end of the first segment and went for pure shock value.

The one part that ALMOST made me laugh was in the final zombie outbreak the random dude having his way with the severed lower half of a body and stopping to look at the camera and going "What?"