Favorite line


My favorite line in the whole thing is when David says "you could have texted me hey it's Casey I'm not dead in a ditch lol picture of a whale #yolo"

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Casey Mathis: to the flight attendant "Yeah. I'm going through all those typical teenage girl issues, like finals and college applications and am I gonna get asked to prom?

Plus, I haven't gotten my period in, like, two months, which is really weird, because I've mostly just been doing anal.

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Love me some Scottie P...ya know what i'm sayin?!

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Casey: After Melissa leaves their trailer in disgust. "There is a 50/50 chance she would be into it." (She points her forefinger to her ear, and spins it in circles.) "Redheads, they're crazy!"

That line got a huge laugh in the theatres.

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We're gonna get high and *beep* tonight, oh put mommy on



If a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, is that a hostage situation

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That "pervert olympics" line.

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My favorites are taken but I laughed when she said the prayer on the airplane in the southern accent and included "even the jews".

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The line in the barber shop.
Maybe because I can relate.

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"Rose, suck his d##k." LOL!!!

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"Oh. David, suck his d##k"

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Best of my memory, "You don't have to be nervous about kissing her. You were just about to blow a dude."



"Apes don't read philosophy." "Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it."

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''Aww theres no drugs in here you've got nothing to worry about''
rewinded at least 8 times and still almost died laughing


Trolls dont have an opinion....just an urge to compensate their frustration about themselves!!!

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Not so much any one line but finding out the Mexican cop meant a thousand pesos and not dollars.

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"Black Cock down!"

I cannot believe this has not been mentioned here yet. I literally cry every time I watch the Sherades scene.

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