Pile of complete Sh't!

I am a huge fan of Keanu, have loved him ever since I was a kid. I have seen and loved a lot of the movies he has been in, but my god - wtf is this pile of crap?
What was even the purpose of this? I found it incredibly hard to even stay focused throughout this pile of rubbish.

Keanu seemed incredibly depressed throughout it, almost as if he had switched off from human life.