Three completely logical theories
1. Hellraiser: Revelations is a $300,000 personal insult to Clive Barker from Víctor García for never writing back to him when he was a teenager and letting him, that is Clive Barker, know what he thought of Víctor's Pinhead/Butterball slash fic entitled: "Hooks and leather; Love in Oblivion".
2. Hellraiser: Revelations was created by REAL cenobites as a new form of horrific torture for solving the Lament Configuration. Upon solving the puzzle, hooks fly out from the shadows holding your eyelids open while you slowly hear a cheesy actor droning "BYE L.A.!" growing steadily in the distance.
3. Hellraiser: Revelation's director Víctor García is a secret dark protege of Uwe Boll sent by the dark one (still talking about Uwe Boll) to slowly amass an army of fork awful direct to DVD "horror" films, so that they, along with the creators of the SAW franchise, can slowly destroy the horror genre from the inside out.