'If I want your opinion, I'll rape it outta you.'
Really bad movie, but in a good way. Lots of awesome one-liners. Another fave is this exchange: "You can't be serious!" "Do I look like I'm... not serious?!"
"Ass to ass. Ha ha ha ha. ASS TO ASS!"; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5z77EI8y0