Okay, I have one major nitpicky issue with this film...

The clothes!

Not the regular clothes, but when Eve tells Adam his robe is 200 years old, and Marlowe says he was given his waistcoat in the 1580's.

I have actually examined a range of men and wonen's regency era clothing (1811 to 1820) and even using cotton gloves (because the oils on our hands are so damaging) I wasn't allowed to handle the clothes because I hadn't been trained, they are that delicate. Even with the best care, kept in temperature and moisture controlled environments, away from the sun, these clothes are not wearable.

I have also examined replicas (that I was allowed to touch) and the difference between the recreations and the originals (due to the degradation of the fabric and stitching) is startling.

The only items older than regency that usually survive, are things like ceremonial garments, which were used infrequently and stored well in between uses. Even so, they are in no condition to be worn regularly (or at all).

To suggest that a 200 year old garment was wearable, let alone a waistcoat that had been worn for 400 years, is laughable. Both would be threadbare rags by now.

Perhaps our modern, artificial clothing like rayon, lycra and nylon might last a few hundred years (although I doubt it) but clothing then was made from natural fibres, like cotton, wool, silk and flax.

I know it's nitpicky but every time I hear those lines, I just think that they're trying so hard to be cool, and falling flat on their face with such blatantly ridiculous claims. And as if once wasn't bad enough, they had to do it twice!