Flipping Vegas is Flipping Annoying

Each show just as mind-numbingly contrived and formulaic as the last one. Scott finds a hot property he needs to flip in a week to make a tidy profit, and his plastic beard of a wife designer invariably upgrades the materials, cost, labor, and headaches to send Scott into a flaming dramatic tizzy. But instead of taking out of his stupid jack hole of a troney fake boobed bride, he makes the laborers eat costs and work all hours to make his unreasonable deadlines. I want to kneecap both of these exasperating *beep* and drop them 100 miles out in the hot Nevada desert.