How I understood the film

John Hamm and Better off Ted fused Dragon Ball style and traveled to Spain to hang out with Kyle MacLachlans crippled brother. They both are being haunted by the Wishmaster who is reminding them that Skyrim comes out on 11-11-11.

Having both played Fallout 3 on the PS3 they knew the potential for bugs and glitches so they race against time to warn the world not to buy until at least late January or early February when Bethesda releases the patches.

But the Wishmaster being you know, evil, has other plans and schemes with the Dragon Priests to ensure that all who desire to play and have an available $60 will be suckered into buying it on...11-11-11. Scary S h i t. I'm typing this as I watch the movie so yeah it sucks.

On a real note this may be some of the worst editing I have ever seen in a film. There's a spectrum of film editing I just created instead of watching this movie. It's every other movie on one end and then this on on the other. Seriously its like watching Michael Mann's adaptation of The Keep without any of Mann's talent. Which means its borderline unwatchable. Thus this post.