What's so far been the most embarrassing thing that either you, or any current or former work colleague/s have done at an office Christmas party.
Or maybe you didn't do it, but you saw someone else do it and/or heard about it.
Our company had a "casino night" with all the typical gaming tables. One gal was at the craps table and she reached across the table to grab the dice and one of the twins popped out of her low cut dress. Hahaha!
"Ruprect! Do you want me to get the genital cuff?"
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Our office staff (about 10 years ago) was on their way to a Christmas party off-site in another office. A lot of them were considerably younger than I was. During the drive, someone called out for Christmas CD's - who has one. Someone else pulled out a Mariah Carey Christmas album. I joked, "is that the one with the song All I Want for Christmas is to Revitalize My Career" - crickets could be heard from across the state, the silent but deadly.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.
The stark truth is never funny.
(Except in this case! HA HA!!)
Never worked in an office or at a place that had holiday events.
2nd Runner up - an intern was out front smoking a cig and the company president walked by and the kid offered him a smoke. To his credit, the president simply said no thanks and moved on. 1st Runner up - a coworker had a crush on an intern and he offered to buy her a drink. She turned him down as she was underage. He was at least 15 years older than her. Sidebar - She was also the cousin of the company owner. No drink for her. Winner - Two different companies...two different parties - many years apart...two different dudes ended up in the fetal position in the men's room hurling after being over-served at the party. So the rest of us ended up being cut off too. Happy Holidays.
shareI used to work for this company where the GM/BOSS was a real penny pincher. But he went all out for our annual Xmas parties.
He rented out a huge hall just for our company and hired good catering and had plenty of bottles of wine for us. He even hired the Laker girls to come and do a quick dance performance for us, apparently back then you can hire them pretty cheap to just do one song? LOL
So me and my co-workers pretty much used this Xmas party just for the free food and booze to pre-game then go to a real club to try to pick up chicks. We were all young in our early 20's back then.
But about 3 hours in after heavy drinking. Our Sales director a sketchy, divorcee with huge fake implants starts making out with one of the visiting branches assistant GMs and they start tonguing each other down on the dance floor in front of everyone.
This maintenance guy literally jumps in and tries to start feeling up on the huge fake rock hard implants and no ones there to stop him. It was so disturbing. She didn't even stop him it was like she wanted to be a totally attention you know what.
There was a heated indoor pool in the lower floors of the banquet halls so about 8 of them jump in the pool and that same sales director starts giving about 3 of them hand "action" below the water, and keep in mind this is in front of everyone else who's down at the pool. Also no one brought swimming suits either so people were either in their underwear or just plain naked.
This was a total disturbing awkward Xmas party. I think it was a good thing it was in the early 2000's before everyone had smartphones and camera on their phones it would go viral for all the wrong reasons and ton of people would get instantly fired for sure.
Surprising no one got fired and because there was no real HR management in place no one really cared either.
It was just a lot of divorced lonely co-workers "blaming it on the alcohol!"