If You Came Here to See if You Should Stop Watching...

Yeah, go ahead and do that. Five minutes in, twenty minutes in, hell, even if you're near the end, it's not worth seeing any more. The film doesn't redeem itself later, it just gets dumber and dumber. Without even being grimly funny about it.

The cast is good, unusually so for the genre, so in recognition of their work, I went up to a 3/10, rating it here. That's still as high as I could go in good conscience, despite that they were solid at minimum, and a few may be truly talented. The problem is the story. It's goddamned cretinously moronic.

I have plenty of time on my hands, so it isn't like I resent the lost hour and twenty minutes or whatever it was. But I'm sorry I sat through the whole thing all the same. I feel much stupider now than I did when I started it.

Don't join me in that. Save yourself!

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