Damn you, Dolly!!
The only reason I wanted to see this was because Dolly Parton is in it. I've loved everything she's done because she always seemed so down-to-earth and genuine.
I don't know WHO this puffy, plastic, Joan-Rivers-look-alike mannequin is, but this definitely is not the Dolly I remember or expected to see. If that's the face we have to look forward to in the future, I won't be watching anything else she does.
I just can't believe, of all people, Dolly Parton did this to herself. I wish I could slap her face...it would make me feel better, and she wouldn't feel a thing.