Give me my 85 minutes back


Al Gore was right... plehhh

What a piece of crap this movie was. I take that back, crap actually has some uses. This was a just an excuse for someone to get all their addict, self-described artistic, leftist, loser, waste of air buddies in a movie.

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That was only 85 minutes?! I feel like I just woke from a 24-hour TV marathon of PBS interviews. What the hell just happened? Where am I?

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I found myself checking the time remaining every few minutes while watching. Absolute *beep*

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I had thankfully DVR'd it so I could skip through some of the slow parts. I think I finished it in about 60 minutes.

It still was a waste of an hour of my life.

It is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. None of it made any sense at all. Like Al Gore - it was science FICTION - not a single bit of logical sense to it at all.

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you can have it back. here you go: *hands you 85 minutes, so you may worship at the altar of PIRATES OF CARRIBEAN*

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Shuji Terayama forever.

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Yeah, I don't get it. I found the movie a very interesting take on an apocalyptic scenario. Just ordinary people going through it and how real people might react instead of the formulaic everybody-being-heroes-being-able-to-stop-it crap that I get tired of seeing. I like movies like this and like "The Road". Movies that show ordinary people struggling to survive instead of always winning out.

A lot of people are complaining about the global warming aspect but it's just creating a possible scenario. It doesn't really matter what is causing the end, just that something is.

There were just parts of the movie I didn't get like when he's yelling at people from the roof about putting a coat on someone or something. Yelling about a book. Didn't get what that was about at all except that perhaps he's just losing his marbles due to what is happening.

Do ya love him Loretta?
Ah Ma I love im awful.
Oh God, you poor thing.

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If you take the time to bitch about a movie, and worse yet, use a subject like "Give me my 85 minutes back" or the inevitable "Worst Movie Ever" you're pathetic. You've gone from feeling like you wasted your time to purposely wasting even more time by complaining about it.

They truly have NOTHING to say.

Why don't you get a camera, write a script, raise some money, hire some actors, scout some locations, shoot a movie, edit the movie, and then pay the fees to enter it into a dozen film festivals and see how you do.

Trashing other people's art - people who DID have something to say - is for lazy, childish losers.

When you don't like something, suck it up and respectfully keep your mouth shut. That's what adults do.

Now pull up your diaper and go back to bitching.



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Are you the writer of this piece of *beep* movie? :)

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No, I haven't even seen it. I just don't like pricks. Bye!

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moron shove your 85 minuets up your *beep* ass

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Why don't you get a camera, write a script, raise some money, hire some actors, scout some locations, shoot a movie, edit the movie, and then pay the fees to enter it into a dozen film festivals and see how you do.
"Eek! Cisco! Cisco! Come to me please!"--that's the point I stopped watching for the like fifth time. That's not dialogue. That's what a trailer park loner's wet dream is of a fantasy art house chick.

I liked Willem Dafoe...but this was awkward and pretentious and made me really uncomfortable it was so bad. His performance was good--but nothing happened. Shot's of a hallway tile? C'mon.

I could take everyone who disliked this movie and randomly divide them into groups of writers, sound, scouts, scripts and produce a better movie. The cinematography and weird camera shots and angles would earn the filmmaker an F in Grade 5 film class.

I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.

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why, you would have just wasted it anyway

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I didn't make it past the opening porn. How on Earth did you invest 85 minutes into it?

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LoupGarouTFTs^

Exactly.

I just tried to watch it.

After the first few minutes, I clicked it off.

I didn't need that...







~~ The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means ~ ~ Oscar Wilde

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For realizes!

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For realizes!

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