What I Learned from This Movie
1. The US Navy still uses World War II era battleships and manually-operated 1.1 inch anti-aircraft guns.
2. US Navy battleships can be sunk by mega sharks.
3. Sharks jump over things they're attacking - and whack their targets with their tails - instead of using their powerful jaws (in keeping with this, the next shark movie will be called, "Tails").
4. Diamonds can be mined just inside the mouths of caves ... by a few guys with picks and shovels.
5. Navy ship captains don't stay in the CIC during the battle to direct the fight. They come onto the deck and operate the ship's obsolete guns themselves.
6. Heels and a cocktail dress are appropriate attire for traipsing through the jungle and meeting rebel leaders.
7. Crocosauruses can emerge from holes smaller than their heads, but they can't go back into them to attack the guy hiding in their cave.
8. It's Louis ... and he's not getting 10%.
9. People have learned nothing from King Kong.