Yeah, this is about the lamest zombie movie ever.

This is far too slow. There is no plot. The resolution is moronic.

This guy gets over the horrible death of his fiancee right in his arms and starts hitting on another chick instantly. Sure she was hot, but puh-leez. The wife is completely matter-of-fact about the fact that flesh-eating zombies are out to get them; the world is turned upside down, and this has absolutely no impact on her.

I don't mind that there aren't hordes of zombies, or enough zombies getting killed to actually keep me interested. But when you add that to a piss-poor plot, yeah, this movie just plain sucks. What a waste of time.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.