The Good, the Bad and the Really?!: Why I Like This Show and Why I Don't
Unlike most of the posts so far, I like this show. I don't think it's as good as the original or GI Joe: Resolute, but I think it makes a decent - but distant - third.
What you have to remember is that GI Joe: Resolute was in many ways a continuation of the original GI Joe cartoon, playing to an audience who had grown up with the show. Despite the "R" theme, GI Joe: Renegade has no connection. It's a kid's show (it's on the HASBRO channel for Pete's sake)and for a kid's show - not an Adult Swim mini-series - it's pretty solid.
Here's what I like about:
1) They are actually Real American Heroes. One thing that bothered me about the movie was the insistence we have to have an international team. It just didn't fit GI Joe's characters, which should have spotlighted soldiers all over the country, with different dialects and backgrounds. Instead, they had to be part of the "Global Initiatives" instead "Ground Infantry", which leads me to be next point.
2) They are just Average Joes. This is something that I think has been ignored in the GI Joe mythos so far - that the characters are just regular soldiers instead an elite highly trained special missions force. With the exception of Snake-Eyes and possibly Scarlet, they are more Sergeant York than Jason Bourne, which brings up another good point.
3) They are useful, well-rounded characters. I know this last part hasn't been completely proven, but I think it's fair to mention this is the first GI Joe series where Duke wasn't an insufferable goody-two-shoes stealing the spotlight from Snake-Eyes. And even though Scarlet is intolerable stuffy at times, she still manages to show more emotion than her movie counterpart (which isn't saying much). Snake-Eyes is, as always, awesome, so I won't go into much detail. So far Roadblock and Tunnel Rat are still standard comic relief, but I like that the show still plays to their strengths, especially with Tunnel Rat's survivalist background. The comic relief also plays against this last SPOILER-ish point.
4) There are mortal stakes. At least from what we see in the first show, people die. There were at least two fatalities in the first episode, and even though I'm not totally convinced the first Joe to die is really dead (explosions are always a bad way to kill someone off, as evidenced by Rex's "death" in the live-action adaptation), I'm reasonably sure the corrupt general who go fried by the Baroness isn't coming back. This is something even the original 80's/90's GI Joe couldn't pull off. After all, remember Duke was "only in a coma" in the animated movie.
But I don't completely disagree this animated series has some serious problems working against it, not the least of which is . . .
1) THAT THE ANIMATION BLOWS. You didn't misread that. I completely agree. I just watched the first episode online, and at some points, I thought I was watching a Flash webisode. I don't know why the producers decided to use such a blandly unappealing style, save for the fact that the lead producer also worked on the similar Men in Black cartoon, which sort of matches the angular style. The animation has a sparsely-detail style that looks good standing still. The only problem is that by definition the GI JOE isn't STANDING STILL very often!
2) Mindbinder is a complete douche. I mean, I didn't really like him in the original, but there are limits to how big of tool you can be . . . even in a Saturday morning cartoon. I mean, c'mon, the guy is named "Brian Bender"! Hopefully we get to the cooler villains like Zartan, Storm Shadow and Destro - and soon!
And if you've made it this far in this long-winded rant, here are some things I'm kinda mixed about:
1) The A-Team/Kung Fu/SWAT premise. It's not bad. It keeps the storyline in motion, but only works if the plot eventually goes somewhere. If all we see is the Joes going from town-to-town fighting Cobra, it's going to get really old. Besides, if they keep picking up new members each episode, they are going to need a bigger van.
2) The Cobra Pharmaceuticals angle. It's kind of interesting, but I don't know why anyone would actually purchase medicine or donuts from a place named after a poisonous snake. There's certainly potential, with all sorts of implications about genetic research and PMC's the show writers can tackle. That said, proto-plasm monsters sprouting from jello molds of doom aren't really doing it for me.
So there you have it - four things I like, two things I don't like and two things I'm kind of mixed about. I just had to get it off my chest why I'm still watching this show.
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