The poop corn disturbed me

Okay, not literally, I'm that big of a pussy. But that poop corn made me think:

At first, I thought they were just dead zombified corns, which would be creepy enough, but then I realized that we see dead food all over the place. Jelly, all the food in the kitchen massacre, that dead food that Barry runs past right before seeing the corn, ect. So the food don't become zombies when they die, which leads me to believe the corn are still alive. In that case, the corn are so *beep* up from what they've seen that they have become stripped of personalities and are practically dead on the inside. That's disturbing in such a hilarious way.

Never mind the fact that there's a giant log of dump on a city sidewalk. Did someone just pop and squat at an intersection?