So, which movie is Cooler?
Cooler (2011) or The Cooler (2003)? Of course I haven't seen this one yet, since it's not released, but given the premises of both movies (and having seen The Cooler, which might make me biased) I would say The Cooler is cooler. It's got Alec Baldwin for Christ's sake!
"There is no spoon" - The Matrix
"There is no bathroom!" - Kindergarten Cop