I wish Jack McBrayer would just fcking kill himself


Hey, how do we take a show that's almost perfect and make it completely fcking sht for its new season? Let's cast literally the worst actor on the planet to replace Spike Jonze's character! I mean, OK, Jonze is a busy guy, but they could've cast a literally retarded invalid and it would've been better than Jack fcking McBrayer. Jesus Christ, how many dicks has this guy sucked to get so much work? Fck Jack McBrayer, and *beep* this show past season 2. I tried. I really tried. Season 3 had so much potential as this weird existential experiment but nooooope, here comes Jack fcking McBrayer to ruin everything. If I found out tomorrow that he drank himself to death on dollar-store brand bleach I would find his grave and take a sht on it every day for a year.

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PLEASE USE NEST VIEW IT MAKES EVERYONE'S LIVES EASIER GOD DAMMIT

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lol pretty funny stuff bro. What if he read what you wrote? What if you hurt his feelings?

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Let us know what you really think..... ;-)

And yeah, he brings down just about anything he's in.

"Man without relatives is man without troubles." Charlie Chan

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I don't necessarily want him to kill himself, but I too can't stand him. He's got one character, and I'm tired of seeing Kenneth Parcell pop up in other shows and movies.

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He was on the last episode of "Big Bang Theory", and just ruined the part because he is so unbelievable as an actor that it takes you out of the moment every time he opens his mouth.

Why do they keep casting this dolt is beyond me.

"Man without relatives is man without troubles." Charlie Chan

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Him and McLovin are two "actors" whose abilities to keep getting work just baffles me.

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He's awful in this because they're just trying to make him Kenneth from 30 rock, but without any of the genius from Tina Fey. He worked in that or wreck it ralph as a voice, but beyond that there's not a lot to him. I however do not wish him death, that's a little crazy man. No wonder the imdb boards are shutting down.


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