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What I learned from this show...


1) If you ever find yourself in the same “situation” as the Hawkes, you’re a friggen idiot, and you’re going to die. Because Darwin says so. Really, you’re lost in the middle of the Amazon in a villager’s boat and you didn’t bring a damn thing with you? Idiot. You’re in the middle of a desert and didn’t bring *any* water? How did that conversation go? “Nah, we don’t need any water 100 miles in the middle of the desert. We’ll just hit McDonalds”.

2) You cannot survive unless you look cool. Forget carrying a simple lighter. Make sure you have a full tactical knife and something to wrap around your head. Because it ain’t survival unless it’s NINJA survival.

3) Go ahead and eat the female the first night. Just conk her right out and gut her. Sleep in the body like a tauntaun if you feel you must. But trust me, it’s going to save you a lot of aggravation later.

4) Seriously, don’t worry about water. Worry about bringing a big assed knife. But make sure you bring the RIGHT knife. I mean, the knife you get stranded in the desert with can’t be the same knife you get stranded in the middle of a forest fire with. Jesus man, you have to PLAN for this stuff.

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Possibly the funniest comment I've read in quite some time. lol

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