Who should they roast next?
Don Rickles
Mel Brooks
Steve Martin
Betty White
Johnny Carson 1925-2005. We will never forget you.
Alec Baldwin
Regis Philbin
MovieChat Forums > Comedy Central Roast of David Hasselhoff (2010) Discussion > Who should they roast next?
Jon Stewart
Bruce Campbell
Steve Martin
Arnold Swarzchenaggar
Time to hurt demon feelings!-http://tinyurl.com/2hxvv9
Trey Parker and Matt Stone, but I doubt they'll ever agree to do this.
"You don't know where I've been Lou!"
-Tyler Durden, Fight Club
as for current times,Mel Gibson would be a fantastic choice,but he obviously won't agree to it.but think of the jokes.
I'd like to see Drew Carey roasted,I know he was roasted a few years ago,but it was way before he was as established as he is now and I don't believe it was televised...Bret Michaels is a good choice too.pretty much any vhi tv whore would make a good show.
hO$tILiTy
Bret Michaels, yes! He reminds me of a 5'3 version of Hulk Hogan.
share[deleted]
drew carey has already been roasted. it was hosted by ryan stiles. but it was the old fryar's club on that used to air on comedy central.
imo, it got better after cc broke off ties with the fryar's and did their own.
__________________________________________
"I'M IDAHO!!" - Ralph Wiggum
I think what people seem to be missing the point about is that the roastee tends to be someone that is easily mocked and ridiculed.
Joan Rivers for being old and botoxed.
Hasselhoff for his ridiculous singing and his drinking.
William Shatner for his horrible acting and his hair piece.
Larry the Cable Guy for being a white trash hillbilly with a stupid name for a comedian.
Some of the names mentioned here are people that make you wonder: What on Earth is there to mock and roast?
I've heard Trey Parker and Matt Stone several times. But seriously, they are the ones that do the mocking in "South Park". What is there to mock about them? What kind of jokes would there be?
If he could handle it (which he can't), Richard Simmons would be a typical roastee. All the "fruity" jokes and the jokes about his career and his stupid outfit.
i am kind of 180 degrees from where you are.
i'm just tired of seeing people like hasselhoff and joan rivers and william shatner being roasted. sure they are funny, but thats a credit to the roasters, most of the jokes could be used for anyone, so why have somebody who hasnt been culturally relevant for 20 years?
and really, making fun of shattner for bad acting? hasselhoff for drinking? rivers for cosmetic surgery? i mean thats easier than shooting fish in a barrel. thats like shooting fish in a dixie cup.
names where jokes dont instantly come to mind to even everyday people like you and me are who i think they should be roasting. make em work for it a little bit.
"Liberal Media" is the last resort of people who don't have facts on their side.
Name one joke about Trey Parker and Matt Stone that would be funny in a "roast" sort of way. Can you do it?
Well, neither can anyone else.
Again, what is there to MOCK about Parker and Stone? Nothing.
They are pointless as roastees.
It doesn't matter if the jokes are easy. What matters is they are funny.
Going with the has-been C-list celebrities that have been roasted in recent years, Bret Michaels is a very logical choice.
Maybe Donald Trump?
Formerly known as mwterp87
I’m gonna get nice and drunk, and play videogames 'til my eyes bleed!
Donald Trump would be an excellent choice.
I don't think he would do it, though.
Chelsea Handler
Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and what else do you do? Cruel Intentions
Mel Gibson and Tom Cruise would be ideal but they'd never agree to do it.
"The earth is my body. My head is in the stars."
Mel Gibson would go into a rant about how the dias is run by jews like Gilbert Gottfried and Jeff Ross.
Tom Cruise's ego would burst like a balloon with the slightest pin prick.
Kathy Lee Gifford
Eric Estrada
Bobby Brown
Jessica Simpson
Chevy Chase
"Ma'am, we didn't find any boy."
"Then he's still there..."
Very nice list. Those are absolutely some prime candidates.
shareThe Friars Club already got their hands on Chevy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevy_Chase#Later_work
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvvNpcTHoXQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taPTqd8g7yg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Friars%27_Club#Roasts
Chevy Chase has already been roasted.
From what i heard, he was a pretty bad sport because he expected A-list celebrities and got people like Lisa Lampanelli and Marc Maron.
tom hanks
Jeremy Hootz
Gabriel iglesias
Chris rock
Chris tucker
Conan o'brien
david letterman
Jay leno
Let's see more comedians being roasted by comedians instead of d-list celebrities.
The best targets are the guys who are beloved in some way - like Bob Saget and Pam Anderson. The freaks of nature - Larry the Cable guy - not so much, although my fave roast of all time is Flava Flav.
Michael Moore
Danny DeVito
Wayans Brothers
Adam Sandler
Betty White
The Friars have snared Quentin Tarantino as their next target! Hope its televised.
Jim Carrey