Condom
Since when do condoms get thrown in the trash? Used or not used they are supposed to be flushed.
shareActually, you shouldn't flush them because they can clog your pipes. That said, if you're having a one-night stand with Mindy, they're not your pipes. Men should also beware of throwing them in the trash because a woman in her 30s, the likes of which you can hear their baby alarm ringing, can still use the sperm to get pregnant.
One would guess that Mindy would have seen the condom, and should have at least covered it up.
Mindy wasn't big into cleaning.I think that is part of what, despite her crazy gene, had him seeking her out in the end -the contrast to the OCD control freak.
shareI'm rolling my eyes so hard at this. I'm sure this has maybe happened like twice in the history of the condom, but don't flatter yourself buddy. Not everyone has a baby alarm either, that is rubbish.
shareCool name, disappointing post. A few points:
It has happened more than twice in history. Fact.
I did not say "everyone's" baby alarm was going wild.
You needlessly personalized your response by suggesting I said women are after MY baby juice. They are, but that's beside the point.
Wow, I did look this up and see that some shady people have tried this. I found your post to be a bit sexist though, as I've personally had a few boyfriends attempt to use shady measures to knock me up (lie about putting on a condom, etc). I did personalize the post because it seemed to be a bit arrogant.
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