1. Getting shot in the leg does not prevent sprinting, jumping down 20 foot holes and fighting/killing creatures
2. Rage and insanity can cause human/animal mutation
3. You have history with a swamp creature, but are afraid of spiders
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10. This movie should have ended with Mehcad Brooks and the creature tag teaming Serinda Swan.
share11. It doesn't have to be your own kin
12. sometimes women mistake a goofy lustful stare for love.
13. Gators love potato chips
14. giant spider bites are really harmless
15. either ricky shroder found a time machine or he has an old painting of himself in his attic
16. if a sister's nickname for her brother is puss-puss, incest should be suspected
17. swamp grass and booze make girls REALLY horny
18. if your father's name is chopper and he ties you to a chair and approaches you with a machete, something is afoot
19. if you come face to face with a alligator-man swamp creature, head-butting, ear biting and tearing off his jaw are the only effective ways of defeating him.
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this movie was pure simple amusement !! and to number 10 ... that one made me laught pretty hard.... niles was seriously one of the most over the top characters i loved it hahah.
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24: If the mother of my children should be eaten by an alligator, I guess there's nothing left to do but eat what's left of her.
25: When I lose my girlfriend as she gets dragged into a sinkhole by an alligator creature, things go in choppy slow motion.
26: Instead of leaving the jaw somewhere in the swamp or perhaps turning it in to authorities, it's a better idea to hold onto it well into the drive home, and then litter in the great state of Lousiana.
27: Lousiana doesn't fine litterers.
28. Anything can be worshiped as a god.
29. After being raped by a monster and giving birth to a half-croc baby, most girls won't try to get back to their parents.
30. Sinkholes just happen.
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31 After being raped by a monster and giving birth to a half-croc baby, most girls won't be allowed by the cult that now worships it & her to get back to their parents.
32 A sister will give her brother a handshake, but not a mouth-hug.
33 An incest cult god wont make a baby inside his grand-daughter.
34 Even if it were your Hot piece of ass sister, instead of a Hot piece of ass stranger, is trying to get with your Hot piece of ass GF, LET IT HAPPEN.
35 If you prevent LESBIAN SEX, drunk or not, you die first.
36 when you have a cast of 6: 3 guys, & 3 Hot pieces of ass, have the 3 chicks survive, losing only their clothes, & celebrate by having a LESBIAN 3Some. Then you have the cult drag them back in for some gator-fu*king
seriously, all three of the girls should have ended up gator-raped. Or have Emily save Karen, even if she doesnt have a leg to stand on.