You are a complete and utter moron...
If you thought for a minute that this was supposed to be high art. I am stunned at the b!tchy reviews and comments. OF COURSE it is cheap schlock. Who, for one minute, actually thought this was going to deliver rich performances, intricate plotting and blockbuster effects?
It was a SyFy film, using the catfight between two former teen idols as it's main marketing ploy, called MEGA-PYTHON Vs. GATOROID. If you went into this expecting anything more than a laughable (both intentionally and otherwise) hot mess, that's called YOUR FAULT.