The movie is only 40 minutes in, so this is a short list.
When shooting at anything, doesn't matter if it's 2 feet or 20 feet away, always aim at the sky.
Walky-talkies inside snakes make enough noise to be heard several dozen yards away.
Snakes can take 2 shots point blank to the head and survive, the 3rd shot will cause their head to explode.
1. I learn two wash-up singers will do almost anything to earn a paycheck except the logical approach of getting naked and REALLY getting paid!
2. I learn that even a truly terrible film cannot bring the funny! Hell this isn't even Troma; its so bad, thats its funny.
3. I learn somebody must be on some good *beep* for this film to be greenlighted!
'1. I learn two wash-up singers will do almost anything to earn a paycheck except the logical approach of getting naked and REALLY getting paid!'
Actually both posed for Playboy. Tiffany in 2002 and Gibson in 2005.
1. I learn two wash-up singers will do almost anything to earn a paycheck except the logical approach of getting naked and REALLY getting paid!
I believe Tiffany did a spread for Playboy.
shareThat people in the Everglades hunt gators with guns instead of chickens suspended over the water on large hooks
That "hunters are cowards; stop the madness."
That everyone in the Everglades is a "redneck" or an animal rights activist.
Interesting, I could have sworn they were saying "Wonder twin pets, so the madness", meaning if to believe that the monkey showing up to perform was Gleek, not Mickey Dolenz.
shareOne more...
Apparently you can be chomped down by a bus sized gator up to the neck and still be able to scream out.
Here's one...
The myth that redneck carry 6-packs has just been busted. They carry beer however convenietly. Even in their pants.
You can film and edit a movie in one day! (and I do mean this movie...not Debbies steroid eatin' gator DVD)
shareOh crap, I noticed that but didn't think about posting it. I'm losing it!
shareShotguns float.
The safest place to flee to in case of a gator attack is the middle of a lake.
Everyone in the Everglades carries dynamite.
Giant alligators attack en masse.
A small bottle of booze will explode with the force of an artillery shell.
Has-been pop stars are REALLY in need of a paycheck.
This, and all other movies, would be vastly improved if it starred Bruce Campbell.
You can fall from a helicopter into 6 inches of water and survive.
shareDon't be a ex-pop star when the giant mutated swamp creatures attack.
shareThat not having a date on sat night and only basic cable = early grave
"The Truth may Hurt but to Lie is Agony"