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HalitosisOwl vs NervousSquid

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Duty Now For The Future

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Here are some mutated or hybrid creatures:

Cows:
The Bovinator
American PsyCow

Rabbits:
Bunny Rabid
Hare Razor

Eel/Elvis hybrid:
Eelvis

Killer Deer/Aunt Betty hybrid:
Dear Auntler Betty

Big Game:
MegaBuck

Bambi/Bee hybrid:
BamBee

Salmon/Ella Fitzgerald hybrid:
SalmonElla

Bonus:
Robin Leech(Robin/Leech/Robin Leach hybrid)
GirthWorm
EnorMouse
Great Whitesnake Lion
ChimPansy(a frightened chimp who manages to somehow eke out a body count)
ManaTeatMouse(Manatee/Titmouse hybrid with dirty pillows)
Orcastrato(castrated Orca who enjoys performing castrations)
Whorse(a whore/horse hybrid)


Disaster based modifications inspired by Arachnoquake:

HurriCanine(HurriCat is the sequel) - Hurricane Rover(Cat. 5) hits N'awlins letting the dawgs out.

TornaDog - After a tornado devastates southern Missouri a rabid pack of dogs finds a new "leash" on life.

TsunaMink - A powerful tsunami wreaks havoc on the Pacific Northwest ecosystem. Minks begin a campaign of terror and nation building.

EarthQuaker Parrot - A massive earthquake has an horrifying effect on the quaker parrot population. Chaos ensues.

Monsoose - Heavy monsoons somehow alter mongoose behavior resulting in heavy casualties.

BLizard - A freak blizzard in Florida causes the lizards to turn on man.

Lice Age - Following an ice age that lasts for 2 or 3 weeks(seemed like ages, hence the title) killer lice infestations occur in mostly tropical areas where scantily clad women usually mill about.

Global Worming - After the Earth experiences what many believe to be global warming, worms begin feeding on the living rather than the dead.

And finally...

Moth...er...Nature - Mother nature gets pissed after we mess with her and sends a plague of moths to punish us.