MovieChat Forums > Mongrels (2010) Discussion > Best lines

Best lines

posted 14 years ago by marquee-10
22 replies | jump to latest

Ok, I know it is early days, but which are your best lines so far.

I can open with

Marion: Argh! I'm hallucinating. There is a malformed hell baby bursting from your stomach. Jesus Christ, I want to claw my own eyes out, with my own claws, and stamp on my own eyes, with my own claws! What is that thing?

Nelson: His name's Kieran and he's going to be staying with us for a while.

Marion: And he's adorable, truly.
------------------------

Doctor: We're just going to help him along , one staple at a time.

and of course

Kali: Screw you Biggins!

[–] Mr_Nin 14 years ago

You already said my favourite first. Off the top of my head, the one that made me laugh

Marion: Only 4 lives left! I'm statistically as likely to die as Boyzone

Nelson: Jan Moir!

Marion: What? You didn't know him
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

You could also add pretty much anything Vince says

Vince: You took my part on Springwatch, I should rip your b******s off you Keira Knightly *Censored*

And of course my favourite

Vince: Did you just call God a *beep*

[–] sharkattack1978 14 years ago

I'd have to say it was when Vince was grabbed by the Springwatch foxes who were going to kill Nelson

Vince: Oi get your filthy claws off me
Springwatch foxes: This isn't Nelson
Vince: Right that's it you asked for this you facking cock garage
(beats the foxes up)
Nelson: Ok, now that was just homophobic.

or the line Marion says in the first episode when the old lady dies and a rat starts to eat her. Marion: No, come on man, that's disrepectful
meanwhile the rest of the cats are eating her.

Although I did find what Chris Packham was saying about Nelson to be hilarious.

Chris Packham: Bit of a runt isn't it? Skanky,grubby even
Nelson: Grubby? I'm wearing Lnyx Africa

SharkattackUK- "Shoot me again, I ain't dead yet!"

[–] gallifreyrises 14 years ago

(Upon waking up in a petting zoo.)
Marion: Where am I? Crap on walls, scent of dying animals. Christ Jesus, it's a Premier Inn! I demand to speak to Lenny Henry!

There's lots of things you can do in 12 minutes. Suck a mint. Buy a sledge. Have a fast bath.

[–] Darkimus_Prime 14 years ago

Hello Gallifrey rises!

My favourite line/scene

"this is the second gayest thing ive seen all week"

*I want to break free*

Does anyone have that video?

That which holds the image of Graham Norton becomes itself Graham Norton.

[–] kiss_of_the_penguin 14 years ago

From episode 1 at the Doggie dance class gary trying to dance with Destiny, accidently kicks her round the head.

Destiny: OW! I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you Oooh doggie choc!

From episode 4

Kali: How do you scare a crow thats a lesbian?
Lesbian crow comes round the corner and screams before flying off quickly.

Kali: (Chuckles)Build a scarecrow with a penis!

It's a womans job to outsmart the men

[–] Kmadden2004 14 years ago

Kali: Arabs and Jews can get on fine, it's not like the Jews and the badgers...

and

Nelson: Help me, I'm being hunted by psychotic, homicidal gays!
Marion: (gasp) The worst kind of gay!

Baba O'Riley... the best song in the world

[–] Ms_Belladonna 14 years ago

Vince (After finding a spoon) : Ha ha ha...so it was a sensless waste of life afterall!

[–] Ethan_Capley 14 years ago

Kali: YOU try and tell the difference between a male crow and a female crow: it's like trying to find the non-Belgian at an International Incest Convention!

[–] Ethan_Capley 14 years ago

I love it at the Animal Bravery Awards:

Lucky (the dog who lost his legs from a landmine): I just can't take another visit from Heather Mills!

and Bernie (the cat who suffered third-degree burns to save his owner from a chip=pan fire).

Bernie: I'm not disabled, I'm disfigured!

[–] Ethan_Capley 14 years ago

Kali: You can accomplish a lot without having any balls.
(cut-away)
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage: Michael Buble!

[–] Dobbys_sock 14 years ago

Lollipop: You said i was special!
Marion: You ARE special.
Lollipop: You told me you love me!
Marion: I DO love you.
Lollipop: You touched me...
Marion: Yeah...and seriously, we can't tell anyone about that. I'm NOT even joking.

[–] Dobbys_sock 14 years ago

Marion: But it's like they say, innit? Cat's got 50 lives!
Nelson: Nine. A cat's got nine lives.
Marion: What...? When did this happen?! [shakes fist at sky] Damn you, the hung parliament!

[–] Jez32uk 14 years ago

gotta love the Dane Bowers Syndrome Line

What the hell is Dane Bowers Syndrome

It just means he has a lovely singing voice -

And he's semi-retarded

- I just swallowed some poop

[–] lovedawn 14 years ago

[Vince] I love those little *BLEEP*
[Nelson] I think you meant to say 'cubs', didn't you?

Tiny penis, tiny mind.

[–] octoshark 14 years ago

Vince - If I die I'll come back as a spirit...AND RAPE YOU...like in that film Ghost"
Nelson - "Yeeeeeah fairly sure that's not what happened"

[–] The_white_smoke 14 years ago

Your grounded you patrick stewart from xmen *censored*

[–] slightlyodd999 14 years ago

Marion- I'll wake up in a magical land full of virgins

Nelson- You mean games workshop?

[–] motjengi 14 years ago

I love the squirrel demoraliser. In fact I want one.

I do not want your biscuit. I want your love and your respect.

[–] acerossinio 14 years ago

The Squirrel Demoraliser is epic!

I also really liked the Guinea Pig that was used to test Rabies I felt so sorry for him - even though it was hilarious.
"I feel fine! I'm alright. Now I can live to fulfil my dream of running my own bakery and-Hrgharg arrgh ahhh"... "Aaaah Water!" *runs around a bit* "Aaaah Water!" *runs around a bit more* "Aaah Water!"
Even though its stupid, I couldn't stop laughing at that bit.

Also, did anyone notice in the last episode when they were having a meeting in Nelson Den about bonfire night, one of the random animals in the background actually said "Angry Murmuring" when there was a lot of grumbling going on?

[–] RandomElement 14 years ago

Kali: God Kali... Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise. Ooh World War II Stick Grenade.

[–] lovecraftfan 12 years ago

I knew that, I did not know that....

was that Peirs Morgan re phone tapping or Marrion?

The box, you opened it we came.