The 'Jensen Project' needs work in order to become a TV series...
Attention: The following text contains spoilers.
I rarely find myself criticizing someone else’s work. It is my firm belief that we should be tactful when commenting on people’s creative visions. Having said that, I must admit that “The Jensen Project” was not what I expected.
It is important to note that, due to lack of research on my part, I was not aware of the true nature of this film. I was under the impression that this TV movie was going to be a pilot for an upcoming series similar to “Eureka” or “Warehouse 13”. As it turns out, it was a Wal-Mart and P&G family movie with the possibility of becoming a children’s TV series. So, it is understandable that my expectations were a bit extreme. A children’s movie offers the producers more freedom regarding acting, dialogue and realism. I am not insinuating that it could not become an acceptable TV series. Let’s see how:
1) The producers need to choose a target audience. They can either turn this into a children’s TV series, where the actors are younger and the script is not so restrictive, or they can turn this into an original, PG-13 show, with a lot of modifications. It’s either “Spy Kids” or “Eureka”. It is impossible to have both. As an adult, I will examine ways to make this an adult-oriented show. Bear that in mind while reading my suggestions.
2) At the beginning, we are immediately introduced to a typical, albeit slightly dysfunctional, family. We also see a teenage boy (played by the prepubescent-looking actor Justin Kelly, whose age is actually 16 or 17) using modern technology in a seemingly ingenious way, though actually unimpressive for a boy his character’s age. The world has progressed a lot since the ‘80s. Being tech-savvy doesn’t make you a genius, especially if you are over 3 years of age. If the producers need to portray “wunderkinds”, they should take a page from “Eureka”. As for the female characters, both the mother and the director of the Jensen Facility (portrayed by actresses Kellie Martin and Patricia Richardson respectively) are the woman-next-door types, which, although necessary for a family movie, is not acceptable for an adult-oriented series. Furthermore, the father of the family (actor Brady Smith) isn’t “compatible” with that motif.
3) The “parents” jobs are unclear. Mrs. Thompson is an MIT graduate, yet she teaches Physics at a high school (though the writers later try to explain why this is). Mr. Thomson is working as a general pathologist, even though we later find out that he is actually an immunologist, which is weird to say the least. For a successful adult-oriented TV series, the characters occupations and limits need to be defined clearly and from the start.
4) After the first fifteen minutes, we learn about the Jensen facility and the work that is done there. This is where the writers commit their first major mistake, probably due to lack of knowledge regarding the scientific process. The CDC and the WHO do not engage in active research. They merely regulate medical research. So, it is not possible for the WHO to take credit for the development of a vaccine. Furthermore, the scientific terminology used in the entire movie is riddled with inaccuracies that could have easily been avoided, even by using Wikipedia!!! Not to mention the blatant advertisements throughout the film…
5) At 20 minutes in, we meet another child prodigy, the older Samantha (played by Alyssa Diaz). One more badly written genius-child. Necessary for the boy-girl dynamic of a sci-fi children’s movie, completely cliché for an adult-oriented series.
6) The “villain” of the movie, Edwin (portrayed by David Andrews) is your typical “scientist gone wrong” character. Underdeveloped throughout the movie, his motives only become clear near the end. David Andrews is an extremely talented actor, yet even he is ultimately unable to save the movie.
7) There is nearly 40 minutes of footage where the children try to save the day. Horrendous execution, predictable dialog and scenes. Family movie material? Yes. Children’s show material? Probably. Adult-oriented TV series material? No.
8) At nearly 1 hour in, we see the first attempt at drama. It fails to appeal to the adult audience, which I assume was the point. I will not analyze it further, since I am running out of time.
In general, if you are an adult, this film leaves a bad impression. The script is bad and predictable. The concept, on the other hand, is shaky but salvageable. Without significantly improved characters and better script, though, it would never work as an adult-oriented series.
The scientific terminology needs even more work. Let me give you an example: the girl, Samantha, at 28 minutes in, is saying to the boy: “For all I know, Edwin could have send you… We are operating at DEFCON-5 since he bailed…”. It takes 0.24 seconds to google “DEFCON”, and find out that DEFCON-1 refers to a state of increased alertness due to imminent attack or other danger, while DEFCON-5 is normally used during peacetime. 0.24 seconds!!! I actually tried that once I heard the error… And that’s just of the top of my head. There were far worse mistakes in the rest of the movie. Writers, please… Do some research!!!
Please tell me what you thoughts about the movie and the possibility of a future show, even one with children as a target group. There are other things that I would like to mention, but I am running out of time.
Thank you.
P.S.: I forgot about the "plug and play" portable "molecular assembler". Come on, people...