Help!!!!

36 minutes left and nothing is happening. At all! They're lying to us! This isn't about birds! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


What is that? Acid rain? It looks like a bunch of chili peppers falling from the sky! OH GOD IT'S HORRIBLE! AHHHHHH!!!!!


And Natalie's mom has gotten bigger! She's going to suck us in from beyond the fourth wall!!! We're doomed!!! AHHHHH!!!!


Everything in this movie is so dull it's blinding my eyes!!!!!