100 Things I learned watching Occupant
Sorry, somebody had to do it.
1. Doormen (Joe) love to touch the knees and cheeks of potential tenants.
2. Joe will help you stay in apt for no apparent reason.
3. Luther is Luther.
4. Stalker chick shows up at day two... Slut..
5. Bargain basement employees give out addresses of employees. NY is friendly
that way.
6. You give your ATM card to the first Joe you meet.
7. Building managers demand immediate removal of tenants. None of this 30 day
eviction notice nonsense is needed.
8. Red is a cheery color.
9. Painter is painting 10+ story building, one can of paint at a time.
10.A small box of razor wire and razor cutter turns into hundreds of feet of
chicken wire and staple gun.
11.My grandma... Sooo many nails you keep in this apartment...
12.No Cable, No internet, No friends???
Help yourself to more, I'll add more later...
Oh I forgot.
51. Exterminators get rid of rats by spraying roach poison.