The Kleiers are so friggin' ugly
They're like "in your face, aggressively" ugly. As in, "We're ugly, too bad for you that you have to look at us." They are so overly processed. It's like they've spent uncounted tens of thousands in procedures, teeth whitening, tucks, makeup specialists, soft lighting, to look as, ahem, "good" as they do now, and they've still failed miserably, because even with all that work, they still look like old hags. The daughters are what, in their 30s? They look like they're in their 50s, easy.
Can you imagine waking up in bed with any of them the next morning, and seeing that mug, without makeup, bad hair, morning breath? Holy crap, I'd f'n kill myself.
I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.