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The Kleiers are so friggin' ugly


They're like "in your face, aggressively" ugly. As in, "We're ugly, too bad for you that you have to look at us." They are so overly processed. It's like they've spent uncounted tens of thousands in procedures, teeth whitening, tucks, makeup specialists, soft lighting, to look as, ahem, "good" as they do now, and they've still failed miserably, because even with all that work, they still look like old hags. The daughters are what, in their 30s? They look like they're in their 50s, easy.

Can you imagine waking up in bed with any of them the next morning, and seeing that mug, without makeup, bad hair, morning breath? Holy crap, I'd f'n kill myself.




I asked the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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I don't think I'd kick the daughters out of bed. They look like they're just the right amount of repressed crazy in the sack.

Now, waking up to the mother laying beside me... certainly a myocardial infarction imminent.

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This is mean, but whenever I see the mother I think "Planet of the Apes" (70's version).

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yeah, what gene is it that they possess which makes their upper lip crack in 8 different directions???

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grouby....HILARIOUS ...and yet...true.

The Kleiers are ugly inside and out. However if you want to see people who are even MORE processed, check out "Selling L.A." Every agent looks nipped, tucked, injected and processed out the wazoo!

You bin to the Mad Men board lately? Whole new crop of posters there...even with nothing happening.

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Hey, Pipey! How ya been!

Nah, I haven't been to the Mad Men boards in forever, but I did watch all the episodes from seasons 1 through 3 when they replayed 'em in the fall to get ready for the 5th season, when they decided not to show the fourth season. That was annoying. Maybe I'll mosey over and check it out as we get closer.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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when they decided not to show the fourth season.

I didn't know that. do you know why?



napalm sticks to kids

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I think it's to build more, ahem, "suspense." They'll probably reshow the 4th season at the end of the current cycle, just before the 5th season starts in a couple of months.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.

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Ironic, they would look better without all the "improvements." Some people seem to think they need to be trying too hard at everything 110% of the time.


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Wow, you must be some beautiful person to comment like this. Grow up!

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I get a definite 'Island of Doctor Moreau' vibe from them....apologies if this seems mean, but I feel like they have bits of toad DNA mixed in with the human stuff.

Speaking of toads, I can't handle their new girl's vocal fry voice, either.

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Are you smarter than a fifth grader? Evidently NOT.
I agree with the other poster.
You come here and spew your ugliness. GROW UP!

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I think the Kleiers come off as accomplished, intelligent, and gracious.....attributes that most of the people commenting here completely lack, which probably explains their inability to appreciate a well bred family like the Kleiers.

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