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Finally watched this POS


Up untill yesterday I was basing my opinion of the film on the first 10 minutes and best of compiolations on youtube. I trashed it. BOY WAS I WRONG! This thing was much worse than I had guessed. I truly did not laugh a single time! And the ACTING!!! From the wooden preformances of the entire cast, the red haired girl was the worst one! You could tell she was reading off of cue cards the entire time! I have seen Twilight, ad that was a bad film, but how anyone could ignore the foul stench of this SH!T pile is beyond me! Ive seen some bad films, from things like Transformers 2 or X Men origins to obscure stuff like Alien Species, Star Worms 2: Attack of the Pleasure Pods and Death Warmed Over, but I have never felt so much hatred towards a sngle film in my entire life! The music just cuts in and out whenever it wants to, and oh yeah, I noticed some lifted music from one of Ashens videos and I could have sworn that I heard some Walking With Dinosaurs music. The jokes are so dated that in 5 years this film will not make sense.Sure, Apirplane had moments like this, but I can forgive it because it was a funny movie. And the film covers up it own jokes every chance it gets! And the scene where they walk out of the theater showing Breaking Dawn and spoil the film for the people in line is lifted right out of the Simpsons! Speaking of which, they put in a Twilight Saga poster on the theater, just in case we didnt know what film they are ripping off! That would be like Bruno Mattei putting a poster for Caligula in the middle of Caligula Reincarnated as Nero! And yeah, I know there are worse movies than this, but for sheer unlikabliity this film has no equal!!!!

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!

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