this movie DOES suck


It ruins Twilight for its fans. Twilight is much better than this. And everyone knows Kristen Stewart is a way better actress and way prettier. The only good part about this was the actress who played Becca.

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I used to rag on Twilight. But Vampires Suck makes Twilight look like a good movie, by comparison.

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
Destroyer of Jokes scince the dawn of time!

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Ummmmm its a parody! What do you expect, an oscar winning performance?

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Why do people use the this excuse for these guys' movies all the time?

No one's expecting an Oscar worthy flick. They're expecting it to be funny though, but they aren't getting that either.

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Ummmmm its a parody! What do you expect, an oscar winning performance?
No, it's not. Two hours of relentless pop culture references and reenactments of scenes from other movies is not "parody." I don't understand why there's a growing number of idiots like you who think it is, or believe it's funny.

"Airplane" is a parody. It's a brilliantly made film and it's hysterical. The only thing funny about this is that morons like you are willing to pay money for it. Y'know who's laughing? The guys who made it. They're laughing at YOU.

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I agree!!!! I didn't finish watching it. My stomach hurt!
Something that really mess the original movie. I'm stuck with the original one. And see these people made it parody, really ruin my image about Twilight.

Oh well.. it's parody, I know. But, I still can't accept the fact it was like that.

Not funny at all, I say.I am so glad I didn't finish watching it.

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Finally, someone agrees with me.

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Why on Earth would a filmmaker intentionally make a movie suck? It makes no sense.

"The Devil wants his soul. I just want the man."

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You didn't answer my question. Why would a filmmaker intentionally make a bad movie? It would seem to me the goal of a filmmaker is to make the movie as good as possible.

And don't tell me it was done intentionally because "Twilight" was bad. Couldn't an effective parody actually be a good version of "Twilight"?

BTW, if you want to watch a good parody, watch this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1595996/

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If they made a good parody of Twilight (which they clearly didn't), then that good parody would probably be a good movie, and therefore would be the good version of Twilight. We don't know if its possible to make one, cause we know that the idiot film makers sure as hell didn't try or come anywhere close to making a good parody with Vampires Suck :P

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How does this sound as a way to deliver a "take that" at "Twilight"? Make a vampire movie and have a thinly veiled copy of "Twilight" appear in the film you're making. The vampires in the film within the film are angsty, romantic, and sparkly. Meanwhile the vampires in the film itself are anything but that and the potential victims have been lulled into a false sense of security. Think about it.

"The Devil wants his soul. I just want the man."

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