Truly without any merits

The main star was mildly adequate is the best positive thing to say I can think of. The massively uneven sound levels were probably the most annoying feature. That was unforgivable even by high school student standards. That the box was more entertaining than the film will be the remainder of my critique as I am not one that usually likes to comment on the negative.

Normally I say decide for yourself, but here I feel comfortable saying "find another way to waste that 90 minutes."

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I didn't come in here and I'm not leaving now.