Quite a few cheap creature movies being made, with erm no creatures in them. The most this mess has to offer is a blurry rubber tentacle and the creature noise which sounded like what I imagine a constipated duck would sound like. All in all bloody awful. 0/10
I have to give top marks though to some of the reviewers. You can really tell they did not have anything to do this crapfest :/
Great.
Now let's talk about how, given the timing and troll-ish nature of your post, the odds are about 99.9% that you illegally downloaded this film?
You lose.
Busting trolls...it's what I do.
how does the delivery method of the movie take away from the OP's point that this was a terrible, terrible movie? but you're right. he does lose. as did I. we both lost 90 minutes of our lives
shareIf you're that melodramatically upset about the movie, then maybe it's just karma considering you "stole" it. ;)
PS - I bought one. Best movie ever? No. Worst? Certainly not.
Don't forget to wipe off the Cheet-o's stains.
Busting trolls...it's what I do.
What exactly did he steal? The original copy is still with the creators. Nothing is missing.
He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither ~ B. Franklinshare
"Busting trolls...it's what I do."
You couldn't bust a nut with both hands and a copy of Debbie Does Dallas.
Wholeheartedly agree. Mr. Perez is now stooping to threatening private messages in addition to rave reviews.
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I know, right? Dude is totally connected with this (lack of) production. I did file an abuse report with IMDB, so it's in their hands. They deleted a bunch of other peoples comments too. Probably at the director's ,aka Bill Perez, request.
The crazy thing is, dude is whining that negative reviews or comments amount to trolling. What???? I think flagrant, false advertising should be the issue here. There are some external reviews that are highly questionable and use almost identical language to praise the film. When I see a film more than one or two 10's, I get very suspicious. In the end, dude is as pathetic as his movie. Look at the directors profile. It's fairly glowing with self aggrandizement. The crowd here at IMDB are forgiving to an extent, but this director is trying to sell cats to mice. BTW, I wrote the first scathing review, and boy did he attack me in a private message. And I even gave it three stars for effort...which I now regret. Looking back, I was his only friend here on IMDB, ironically.
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Hehe. Thanks for the link. I'll check it out. Not sure why your posts are deleted though. Did not get a chance to view the one previous before deletion.Who knows what lurks in the minds of Admin. :)
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Considering the fact that the MAFIAA loves to criminalize its own customers and dead grandmothers to go with it, I would say he is doing the world a great favor, if he indeed downloaded this god awful film illegally.
Never pay a dime to these corporate criminals. Your own money will eventually be used to put you behind bars just because one day you happened to share a movie, that you paid for, with your friend.
He who sacrifices freedom for security deserves neither ~ B. Franklinshare
Chances are you're a D&^%head, go away!
shareBrilliant deduction, Sherlock. On what "evidence" did you base your conclusion?
shareSorry Eraserhead, but a "German Russian Site" like what you describe - is a piracy site.
Unfortunately I am not in this film, nor am I connected to it. My last name is pretty common in the United States.
I hate to burst your bubble, but sometimes opinions run the gamut when it comes to films. Your review was one of those that didn't just question but challenged the opinions of others. Just because someone "likes" a film you didn't, doesn't mean that your opinion is the only valid one.
You challenged the views of others in your review, but I don't see people spitting on YOUR opinions if they write a mediocre or positive review.
Busting trolls...it's what I do.
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My sister's brother's sister's friend works for NASA says FilmWorldReview isn't who he (or she) says he is.
We're cool Eraserhead, I'll take your last message as an agree to disagree.
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"Sister's brother's sister's friend"? NASA? That's freaking hilarious. Lay off the pipe. That makes as much redundant sense as this awful film. Must be one of the script writers. Or perhaps works in the department of redundancy department.
shareI agree, extremely bad movie with no redeeming features. Just bad, really really bad.
shareThis crapfest looks like one of those piranha lake idiotisms.
shareOh, it's worse. WAY worse! It's like the acting skills of "The Room" with a story written by a 10 year old retard and no redeeming fun out of it. I can name films I would rate just as bad, but at least I could get angry at them. This is just...nothing...it wouldn't even be fun to watch it with buddies and booze while laughing at how bad it is. It's just bad bad.
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